Sex with animal? Oh no. Ever wondered what a clown wears on his penis when he wants to practice safe sex with the bearded lady? A Wacky Rubber condoms, that’s what. Yes, Wacky Rubbers! Nothing instills confidence in the ability of a condom to prevent pregnancy and STDs like having a face painted on it and lights built into it. Not only that, but these things are shaped as well. Ears, hats, stars — each of them has a definitely non-penile shape to it that makes very little sense to me. I’m not sure if it’d be better or worse if they accurately retained their shape while in use. But we confirm it will be a very funny practice during boring sex, and it will also easily make her come to the point, yes, that’s enough.